February 2012
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
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me: reblogs picture of boobs
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
How to Write Poetry
newbabylon:
In order to write poetry,
it helps to separate
complete sentences
into individual lines
like this
You may also
isolate small words as single lines
to give the illusion of profundity
Like
Such
And if that doesn’t work,
you can always
end the poem
with a random word,
as a single line,
as a single stanza,
for that much beloved dash of post-modernism
Banana
gangbanglerfish:
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
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hapafairy:
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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these stupid icons look terrible on my theme
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
paint your own nebula →
memewhore:
Ooh, pretty!
Enlarge
This typing game is actually the greatest thing... →
clit-kat:
im sorry but why would you eat a raisin
look at it
do u really want that circulating throughout your digestive tract
do u
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mosby:
i wonder if there’s someone who wants me to follow them really bad